courtneykeene: I jokingly said I should post photos of really insulting freelancing “job offers” here, but I hadn’t yet seen one that was just so outrageous I felt the need to smear it all over the bathroom walls of the interwebs along with a phone number and the words “Call if you like getting fucked up the bum by razorblade cocks.”  I guess that honor has finally been bestowed! Look, I’ve been desperate. I’m pretty desperate now. But there are BETTER WAYS. I understand working for $0.01/word for less even though you know you’re worth at least 10 times as much because the utilities are going to be shut off and you need money yesterday.  But seriously? A quarter of a cent per word and if you aren’t at their beck and call you’ll be FINED?! Are you fucking kidding me! XD Wow

courtneykeene:

I jokingly said I should post photos of really insulting freelancing “job offers” here, but I hadn’t yet seen one that was just so outrageous I felt the need to smear it all over the bathroom walls of the interwebs along with a phone number and the words “Call if you like getting fucked up the bum by razorblade cocks.” 

I guess that honor has finally been bestowed!

Look, I’ve been desperate. I’m pretty desperate now. But there are BETTER WAYS. I understand working for $0.01/word for less even though you know you’re worth at least 10 times as much because the utilities are going to be shut off and you need money yesterday. 

But seriously? A quarter of a cent per word and if you aren’t at their beck and call you’ll be FINED?! Are you fucking kidding me!

XD Wow

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